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This is my first fanfiction that I adopted from Syareoo

I do not own Naruto or any other elements that may appear, The creator of this story is Syareoo I just wrote the story

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Chapter 1

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Time sat still for all those that were present in the war torn battlefield of the 4th shinobi world war. The shinju tree still contained all the shinobi that are trapped in the infinite tsukuyomi. The field was silent save for the revived Hokages who were currently planning a way to save all those trapped in the infinite tsukuyomi. As they were planning, none of the revived Hokages noticed a man observing them plan on how to break the infinite tsukuyomi while team 7 consisting of Kakashi Hatake, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Naruto Uzumaki along with Kakashi's former teammate Obito Uchiha; fight the released Kaguya Ōtsutsuki. Meanwhile the one being that nobody accounted for that was watching all this proceed from both the Senju tree and inside of Kaguya was the spirit known as the Juubi. Despite all the actions that occurred during the battle between the Juubi and the Shinobi alliance, the Juubi was conscious through it all despite the belief that both Madara and Obito had full control of the Juubi.

What they didn't know was that during the revival of the Juubi it's subconscious would be present to instinctively protect it from any harm for a short time frame until it can fully awaken to its true being. When it did awaken, what it saw sickened to its core of all the bloodshed that was caused due to the manipulation of the Two Uchihas. However no matter what it did it couldn't break free much to it's confusion, when it investigated this phenomenon it discovered that all the beings on the plane had it's was furious beyond belief and it vowed revenge n the ones that took it's power. First however it must gain the knowledge from the flow of chakra from the world, upon reading the waves of chakra it was astounded by what it saw.

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A being named Kaguya stole its power by eating the fruit that it made every thousand years and used its power to bring peace to the world. Later on she gave birth to two sons whom had pieces of the Juubi's power in different forms to which it saw as a strange occurrence. After some time Kaguya became corrupted due to the vast power she held and tried to use one of the most dangerous techniques in existence the infinite tsukuyomi only to be foiled by her two sons much to the Juubi's joy. What happened next sickened it, Kaguya became the Juubi's tailed beast form and was drained of all her power that became the nine tailed beasts and her body was sealed into the soon to be named moon due to the technique Chibaku Tensei (Catastrophic Planetary Construction) by her son Hagoromo or how people refer to him the rikudo sennin (sage of six paths). Atheros ar9285 wireless network adapter driver. With insult to injury, Hagoromo seals the fake Juubi away inside of himself becoming the first jinchuuriki.

The tailed beasts were interesting for each one held a different aspect of the Juubi's personality. What truly made it feel pity was the beginning of their memories that the Juubi accessed where they viewed the rikudo sennin as a father when he passed away after creating them. However that feeling soon turned to anger as the memories from the tailed beasts were fully displayed that portrayed how they were hunted for their power and the threat they posed for only living a peaceful life. If the anger couldn't get worse it erupted when the tailed beasts were hunted and captured by the Shodaime Hokage under the pretense of peace. The only thing that made the Juubi more enraged was how they were treated.

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The tailed beasts were treated as bargaining chips as deterrents of war and sealed away either inside of items to people who were ostracized by their entire population for being something that they had no choice in. The anger became greater as the memories flowed to reveal all the battles that the named jinchuuriki faced in the name of their homes. However despite all their efforts they were still treated as nothing more than monsters. As the Juubi was about to sever the connection it paused as the memories of the nine tails the Kyuubi no Yoko surfaced from the torrent of the abysmal memories. Apparently the Kyuubi was attacked its entire life and later was controlled by the men that were controlling it Madara Uchiha and Obito Uchiha, to which led the Kyuubi to be sealed on both attempts. Despite all this, the jinchuurikis of the Kyuubi were well treated by the populace of Konoha due to being sealed inside of the Uzumaki bloodline.

The memories that were being processed brought joy due to the good memories that each container had with the ones they live with. Then it turned to horror and outrage as it viewed how the masked man Obito Uchiha had taken the Kyuubi's current container Kushina Uzumaki's newborn son as a hostage in order to capture the jinchuuriki. What ensued onward was the short night that was later known as the nine tails attack by the villagers. The Juubi's heart wrenched as Kushina's child became the new Jinchuriki of the nine tails. Grasshopper coding app for mac. What made it more morbid was the loss of the new container's parents who named the child Naruto in commemoration of the only book of naruto's father Minato Namikaze sensei Jiraiya of the Sannin only nonpornographic novel 'The tales of an utterly gutsy shinobi'.

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The Juubi saw Naruto's childhood from Konoha that the Juubi saw as a peaceful village now turned into hell due to Naruto's status as a jinchuuriki being known by the populace and the misunderstanding of fuinjutsu. It saw Naruto being kicked out of the orphanage, starving on the streets, being beaten by angry mobs that soon turned to momentary respite that turned to outrage as the villagers then abandoned the building and overcharged for all the necessities that are needed for anybody to live. However, the Juubi took reprieve in the fact that the building wasn't vandalised too much, the ramen stand Ichiraku Ramen gave Naruto food that much to the horror of the Juubi, showed that the kid was a near bottomless stomach for the food that he proclaims is 'the food of the gods'. Other noticeable aspects would be the Sandaime Hokage who considered Naruto as a grandson and tried his best to make sure that he was living comfortable as he could with the village. How to download torrents from mac-torrent-download.

Time passed on as more memories came as Naruto progressed in life and eventually entered the ninja academy where hopeful civilians and clan heirs attend in order to become full fledge Konoha shinobi. Naruto's time in the academy was a joke as the only ones who took the school serious were a few civilians and the clan heirs. The teachers tried to subtly ensure that the boy failed by giving outdated books, giving unreasonable questions and tampering with the equipment given along with teaching the students how to fight. The only people that were nice to Naruto was Iruka, the chunin teacher for Naruto's class and the young Hyuuga heiress who Naruto apparently saved from weak academy students. However despite all the odds, Naruto persevered albeit being the last in the class with the strong belief that being Hokage will ensure that the people will treat him better.

As the time in the academy came to a close, the Juubi became disgusted with how Naruto didn't pass due to the biased opinion that everybody will be tested on the same standards as everyone else, especially with the Bushin no jutsu (Clone technique). Where Naruto who had a large chakra reserve due to his Uzumaki blood and being a jinchuriki. That disgust became hate with the chunin instructor Mizuki tricked Naruto into stealing the sealed scroll of forbidden Jutsu. To which became satisfaction as Naruto used one of the techniques to defeat mizuki, his soon to be signature Kage Bunshin no jutsu (Shadow clone Technique) and the advanced version Taiju Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Multi shadow clone technique).

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After the incident Naruto became a full fledge ninja that went on many adventures with his team consisting of their sensei Kakashi Hatake, and his teammates Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno. The adventures that he went on were numerous, but the ones that stood out most beneficial as a shinobi was the land of waves where Naruto created his own nindo (ninja code) and learned the true essence of losing a teammate albeit temporarily. Soon time passed and the chunin exams came that led to the invasion of Konoha by Orochimaru using both otogakure no sato (Village hidden in the Sound) and Sunagakure no sato (Village hidden in the Sand), and naruto's fight and befriending of his first jinchuriki opponent Gaara the jinchuriki of Shukaku. The entire event was beneficial due to Naruto truly now understanding loss with the death of the Sandaime.

Time kept going as the new Hokage, Tsunade Senju of the Sannin took charge of Konoha. The times that came led to more experiences that will aid Naruto in the future. Then, the day to which his teammate Sasuke Uchiha left the village for Orochimaru who offered him power to kill his brother Itachi Uchiha who massacred the entire Uchiha clan in a single night much to the Kyuubi's delight. The fights that came due to the mission was beneficial for all those that were involved. Soon the fight between Sasuke and Naruto came where both of the teammates fought at the valley of the end where Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha fought. As the battle progressed, both teammates fought till the end where both opponents used their signature jutsus the Chidori(1000 birds) and the Rasengan(Spiralling Sphere) for Sasuke and Naruto respectively. The battle ended in Sasuke's win and with him leaving the village of Konoha.

Soon Naruto left Konoha with his godfather Jiraiya for a training period in order to fill his promise of finding Sasuke and bringing him back to Konoha. After his return, an organization called the Akatsuki started their hunt for the bijuu and their containers. The first to go was Shukaku from the new Kazekage, Gaara. He fought against the Akatsuki and defended the village at his capture. Konoha then sent a team in order to save Gaara that led to Naruto facing the two Akatsuki members Deidara and Sasori. The fight was hard but in the end Naruto managed to win but his friend Gaara died after his bijuu was extracted. The suna elder lady Chiyo brought Gaara back at the cost of her life.

As time past the Akatsuki continued their hunt, meanwhile, Naruto managed to find Sasuke again however he was still not at the level to bring Sasuke back. Soon after two Akatsuki members named Hidan and Kakuzu appeared and in a Mission with team 10 encountered the nicknamed 'immortal duo' and engaged them. The battle that ensued led to the death of Team 10's sensei Asuma Sarutobi. After news spread of this event, Naruto focused harder in his training at the time to create a new technique that will aid him in his fight against the Akatsuki. When the 'immortal duo' appeared again, Team 10 fought to avenge their sensei with the help of Kakashi Hatake. Near the end of the battle, Naruto appeared and with his new technique, the Fuuton:Rasenshuriken (Wind release: Spiralling Shuriken), defeated Kakuzu while Team 10 defeated Hidan thus the two immortals were no more.

During this time, Jiraiya ventured into Amegakure no Sato (Village hidden in the Rain), in order to gather any information about the Akatsuki. What ensued was a one sided fight with the Akatsuki leader pain where Jiraiya was killed not before he sent a message to Konoha with information on pain. With the information received, Naruto left for mount. Myoboku for training with the toads in the art of Senjutsu (Sage art). During Naruto's training Konoha was targeted by pain who was seeking to capture the Kyuubi. Though Konoha fought to the last man, pain destroyed the village leaving only the few ninja and civilians still alive due to Tsunade's efforts.

When Naruto arrived all he found was a destroyed Konoha with the leader of the Akatsuki standing in the center of the devastation. What ensued was one of Naruto's strongest opponents thus far. The fight soon led outside of the village due to the Kyuubi gaining control due to Naruto seeing his classmate Hinata being cut down in front of him with pain to which during her intervention she confessed her feelings to Naruto. The fight would have led to the release of the nine tails but it was foiled by the Yondaime Hokage, Minato Namikaze who fixed the seal on Naruto and revealed himself as his father. The fight soon ended where Naruto won against pain and confronted Nagato, the one who used the persona of pain. When they met, both sides traded ideas and beliefs where Nagato using the last of his life force to revive all the people killed during his attack.

At the end, Naruto was hailed as a hero and peace was restored. That however did not last, due to Sasuke's actions the Yondaime Raikage A, called for Sasuke's head and for a five Kage summit at Tetsu no kuni (Iron country). During this time Naruto traveled to the Kage summit in order to convince the Raikage to uplift the bounty on Sasuke. When the kage summit occurred, events soon unfolded where a masked member of the Akatsuki known as Tob arrived and declared war on the five great shinobi nations under the guise of Madara Uchiha.

What occurred next was a moment in history occurred where all five shinobi villages banded together to combat the new threat. In order to stop the Akatsuki, the last two jinchuriki Killer B and Naruto, were shipped off to a secret location where Naruto will gain control of the Kyuubi. Meanwhile the combined forces of the Tetsu no Kuni samurai and the five great shinobi villages fought against the army gathered by Tobi where clones of an artificial human named Zetsu and the Edo Tensei summons of Kabuto Yakushi the former right hand man Orochimaru.

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During the fighting of the fourth great shinobi war, Naruto's training was complete where with the help of Killer B, he left the training ground where they were at and join the fight against Tobi. With Naruto's help, the fighting soon turned to the shinobi alliance's side until the real Uchiha Madara appeared in a Edo Tensei (Impure world ressurection) summon. The fighting soon turned to the point where it soon became a stalemate that ended when the revealed Obito released the fake Juubi from its prison and soon became the new Juubi jinchuuriki, much to the true Juubi's annoyance. What occurred next was the true plan of Uchiha Madara.

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The fight soon turned to a one sided massacre that could have gotten worse except for the Rikudo Sennin's interference. Naruto and his former teammate gained the powers of the sage to which they fought Madara to a standstill until Madara absorbed the true Juubi Shinju form and enacted the plans of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki where he became the vessel for Kaguya not before Madara used the Infinite Tsukuyomi and trapped everyone except for the Edo Tensei Hokages, that now leads up to the current point in time.

As the Juubi was sifting through the memories of all the jinchuurikis, the fight with Kaguya soon came to an end with Team 7's win. However right before Kaguya could be sealed, the Juubi attacked. The Juubi soon used all of its power and retrieved all of the stolen power from Kaguya. It's actions caught all sides off guard when the Juubi manifested itself and stole Kaguya's power. Before they could act, the Juubi created several arms that created hand seals in a familiar order to the shinobi nearby.

Soon the battlefield became cold as the Shinigami appeared in all of it's morbid glory. As the Shinigami appeared, the Juubi enacted its final plan.

'Shinigami, I offer my soul for the price of my own sealing. '

As those words left the Juubi's mouth, all those that heard this were shocked beyond belief, even the Rikudo Sennin and the Shinigami. Before anybody could voice anything the Juubi continued.

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As the Juubi finished talking, the Shinigami chucked to itself as the perfect opportunity revealed itself. Before the Shinigami could seal the Juubi away for its motif, the Juubi turns to the trapped people and releases the genjutsu that was placed on the shinobi forces. As the people were released from the technique, the Juubi turns to Naruto and leaves a few parting words.

'I'm sorry for all the trouble and pain that I have caused you all, so before I am sealed away I will leave this parting gift to all of you.'

As the Juubi says this, it uses the rinnegan features of its rinne-sharingan and revives all those that were lost in the quest for power that came from both Madara and Kaguya. As the people are revived who will provide a bright future for the world, the Shinigami stabs the Juubi and seals it away in it's stomach. Before the Juubi could be completely sealed, Kaguya in a last ditch effort joins the Juubi in being sealed not wanting to be sealed in the moon again. As the Juubi is finally sealed away and the Shinigami leaves, the nine bijuu are returned to the world and Kurama is reunited with it's other half. https://swissever777.weebly.com/blog/oxford-advanced-learners-dictionary-8th-edition-free-download-for-mobile.

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As the shinigami returns to its realm, it hatches its plan to fix the mistake that was caused by Kami,Yami, and the Shinigami. The memory still burns inside the mind of the Shinigami as all three of the deities made the indirect mistake of their fight over the child of prophecy in the universe it came from. All attempts to fix the situation on their side has failed and only caused more problems for those in the unfortunate universe that was a near carbon copy of the universe that the Shinigami came from. Now, however with the 2 pieces that it has gained, the Shinigami can fix the problem the only way it can. It has to seal its new tools in the child of prophecy in the damaged universe in order to fix the mistakes that the deities have caused it.

In order to accomplish this, it must be summoned to the universe in order to prevent any more damage that would be caused if the shinigami used it's power to enter the universe and seal its pieces in the child of prophecy. Now it just has to wait for Minato to summon him to seal the Kyuubi away in his son again. The shinigami could wait it always has.

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As the Kyuubi was being held down by Kushina, Minato Namikaze initiated the seals required for the Shiki Fujin(Reaper death seal). As the Yondaime was near completing the hand seals for the seal that will be placed on his newborn son, the Kyuubi makes a last ditch effort and uses its remaining power to temporarily free itself to kill it's would be container. Before the Kyuubi could finish the action, Kushina and Minato block the strike that would have killed their son with their bodies. With the last of his strength, Minato finishes the last hand seal to summon the Shinigami. As the Shinigami enters the clearing where the Kyuubi is held, it starts its plan while minato trades his soul to seal half of the Kyuubi's chakra in himself and the other half in his son. Unbeknownst to Minato the Kyuubi seals the entirety of the Kyuubi in his son along with the powers of both Kaguya and the Juubi as well. Minato meanwhile receives a proxy amount of power that mimics the Kyuubi's power in order to fool him.

As the soul is collected from Minato the Kyuubi watches in fascination as Naruto who was a tan blond haired infant with whisker marks slowly morphs into an infant with pure white hair and pale skin with the whisker marks fading away slowly. With its work done, the Shinigami leaves just in time for the Sandaime Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi and an ANBU escort to arrive at the clearing with the bodies of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki and their infant son sleeping peacefully despite the night's events.

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Within the confines of Naruto's mindscape, the Kyuubi is thrashing around in the seal that the Shinigami and the Yondaime Minato created to hold him in. As the Kyuubi continued to thrash about, it stops in pure terror as two new beings appear to which it recognizes both entities inside the mindscape. The Kyuubi turns around slowly and hyperventilates in poor terror as the being are seen through it's slitted eyes.

Before the Kyuubi was Kaguya Ōtsutsuki and the Juubi in all their glory. While the Kyuubi was having a panic attack, both Kaguya and the Juubi were confused to be in an unknown place than what they last remembered, when they were being sealed by the Shinigami. They were so entranced in their thoughts that they didn't register the Kyuubi and each other until the Kyuubi made itself aware.

'W-W-Why a-a-a-are y-y-y-yo-yo-you b-b-b-bo-bo-both h-h-h-here?' the Kyuubi stuttered before the two powerful entities on the planet.

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With the Kyuubi's voice both Kaguya quickly regain their surroundings as they heard the voice. When they realized who was there, a dark chill appeared within the mindscape. All three occupants turned to face the Shinigami who has a small bundle in its arms.

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Confused by the turn of events, the Juubi is the first to speak. 'Shinigami why are we here and what are you holding?' The other occupants silently agree to what the Juubi says, as they are both curious as to what is happening.

Giving a tired sigh to three occupants of the small infant that was in its arms, the Shinigami prepared for the eventual outburst of all three occupants for what it was about to reveal.

'You are all here for a purpose that I will explain, and to answer your second question, this is your new jinchuuriki and ward Naruto Uzumaki.'

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